Skip to content

Iron Maiden (pun intended)

March 4, 2010

At Steiner Haus we discipline with the threat of non-corporal, but sometimes medieval punishment.

A typical Saturday morning sounds something like this: “Clean your room or I’ll crush your skull.”

No one has ever actually seen Daddy’s fabled skull-crusher machine, but the fear it instills alone is usually enough to do the trick.

Today however, Monkey may have experienced this suburban legend first hand. Just look at her eyes.

If only she would have finished recaulking the bathtub.

Advertisements
One Comment leave one →
  1. March 7, 2010 1:44 pm

    Ahh, yes; the skull cracking machine. I too, have on of those. Countless times I have called out, “If I have to come in there, I’m CRACKING SKULLS!” My own two untrained beasts laugh of course, but it sure gets any guest children present to shape up. Quickly.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: